December 2011
I hate glass ketchup bottles →
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My sleep cycle.
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
gimme dat puuuuuussay!
luanlegacy:
-luanlegacy (http://youtube.com/luanlegacy)
bad bitches im ya leada
Cleaning my web history before my girlfriend gets...
pusssyliquor13:
I don’t think she understands how much porn I watch.
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE LAUREN HILL OR ERYKAH BADU...
itsdimplezworld:
desirouslengths:
maiadaniels:
Two best female artists on the planet
How can you not spell Lauryn Hill’s name right?
^^^^